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Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
Posted on May 15, 2012 | No CommentsThere's no Kate Beckinsale, but we do get our crazy Bill Nighy back! -
The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)
Posted on April 27, 2012 | No CommentsPirates set sail for high adventures on the seas, and that sentence makes me realize how much I want a Seth Rogen/James Franco pirate movie. -
John Carter (2012)
Posted on March 10, 2012 | No CommentsA man with a past of fighting for a cause is thrust into a Martian war with the fate of the entire planet at hand. -
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
Posted on March 7, 2012 | No CommentsThird time's a charm! -
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Posted on March 7, 2012 | No CommentsThe Transformers are back, and so are the tired pacing, the bad jokes and the boring action scenes! -
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
Posted on February 4, 2012 | No CommentsDobbs (Humphrey Bogart), Howard (Walter Huston) and Curtin (Tim Holt) are three down-and-out men looking for a profit when they decide to go looking for gold. The three of them... -
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
Posted on December 28, 2011 | No CommentsAs Spielberg’s first-directed animated film, The Adventures of Tintin proves to be an exciting, adventurous film filled with epic set pieces, but other than that it’s a pretty forgettable film.... -
The Ides of March (2011)
Posted on October 7, 2011 | No CommentsWhile The Ides of March has a superb cast and fairly unique story development, the story itself doesn’t have a lot of soul. It’s never boring but it never gets... -
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Posted on August 10, 2011 | No CommentsDefinitive proof that remaking a film with the sole intent of all involved being to earn money usually ends in disaster from an artistic standpoint.